List of rules for mobile phone users

1. You shouldn´t put your mobile phone in water
2. You should hold your mobile phone at the botton
3. You should use an ordinary phone as much as possible
4. You should let young children talk for a long time on a mobile phone
5. You shouldn´t use a mobile phone on planes or hospitals
6. You should use your mobile phone in emergencies
7. You shouldn´t always buy the most expensive mobile phone

INSTANT MESSAGES

Some useful abbreviations for your instant messages and text messages:

2NITE       tonight                                                           ILLU      I love you

A/S/L       age/sex/location?                                        IMO      in my opinion

B4            before                                                            POS       parent  over shoulder

BBG         bye bye, be good                                         PLZ        please

BFN         bye for now                                                  RU         are you there?

BCOZ      because                                                         STYS      speak to you soon

BS           big smile                                                        2MORO     tomorrow

CU          see you                                                          TNX         thanks

F2F         face-to-face(meet)                                      YT           are you there?

HAGD    have a great day                                           ZZZ         I´m bored , I´m tired

LOL         laugh out loud                                             LMAO    laughing my ass off

PMSL      pissing myself  laughing                             ROFL      rolling on the floor laughing

TFGI       just fucking google it                                   STFU     shut the fuck up

BTW      by the way                                                     TBH      to be honest

IMO       in my opinion                                               G2G      got to go

BRB       be right back                                                 TBF       to be fair

YOLO    you only live once                                        TTYL      talk to you later

ASAP     as soon as possible                                      DIY        do it yourself

FAQ      frequently asked questions                        BFF       best friends for ever

FYI        for your information                                    GF/BF   girldfriend/boyfriend

JK         just kidding                                                     TY         thank you

WTF    what the fuck                                                  OMD   oh my god!

HOROSCOPE (GONZALO)

LIBRA

You are optimistic, but very soon, you will be disappointed. In the love, you will have bad luck and you will breake a mirror in the next 4 weeks. Your family will have a fatal accidente with a car.
POSD: ALL OF THIS IS A JOKE.

QUAND J'ÉTAIS PETIT

Quand j'étais petit, je jouais à la poupée avec mon amie Celia et aux Pokemons avec mon ami Manuel dans sa maison. J'aimerais aussi jouer au football, comme maintenant aussi. Mon équipe préferée a toujours été le Real Madrid, parce que quand j'étais petit, je voyais mon père chanter les bots du Real Madrid.

Mon plat préferé étaient les spaghettis, mais maintenant, mon plat préferé est la lasagne.

Je n'ai jamais été dans une garderie, parce que mon grand-père toujours disait que, quand j'allais à la garderie, je pleurais beaucoup et nous faisons une promenade toute les jours.

J'ai passé mon enfance avec mon grand-père dans la rue. Il était le meilleur grand-pére du monde.

Mon grand parents dans ma communion. Je les aime.